Noodles

white guy 1: wussup bro
white guy 2: sup my *looks around for black people* nigga

judaaru:

what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back

that would be alarming

if i had a time machine i would go back to a time before photoshop existed and show somebody this picture

if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers

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Apparently, precision work is not Toby’s strong suit.

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thelittlekneesofbees:

paulyoptosaurus:

when you bite ice cream and your teeth feel like death

that shouldn’t be as accurate as it is.

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in-oswin-we-trust:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

somewhatdorky:

sherly-holmes-and-the-fandoms:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

why does this not have more notes than every other post on tumblr.

I’ve never wanted superwholock more in my life right now.

Holy shit, this is FANTASTIC. I’ve watched it four times now I can’t get over this omfG

i am crying

this is hands down the best superwholock i’e ever seen

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